Cats

I read in a book today that cats have a view of people which I found quite surprising. It said that cats, rather than believing that they are little humans (which is a view eschewed by many), believe that people are large cats, and that their strange behaviors are an effort to teach us the necessary skills to survive! People are just big cats! Obviously, this is a complete crock of shit. Imagine if this were true, and you could hear what's going through your cat's head: "Okay, cracker, I'm going to show you one more time, and this time I need to see some effort, all right? Now, lick...the...nuts. Just like I'm doing now, spread your legs and lick your nuts, see? Aaaaaaand you're still a fucking retard, apparently. Thanks a lot."